December 2010
The QWOP iPhone app has a race called the 50km...
50KM WALK
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i plan to qwop my way through 2011
- in a saucy red outfit
- attempting to maintain a successful rhythm
- laughing at myself when i lose that rhythm and spasm randomly until my hands hit the ground
- not being afraid to injure myself
- with a seemingly never-ending urge to win
- with friends laughing with me as i fall and getting overly excited when i get past the 5m mark
- taking photos of the hilarious mishaps for the...
JUST QWOPPED 8.4M
2010 HAS BEEN AWESOME
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post a video of a cute animal doing something...
“jawshmorgy and verityfred like this.”
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I feel like all my talk of not understanding why...
*angry fist shaking*
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Don't Read This, or Ten Million Reasons Why My...
So I had a dream last night where I was driving at night and I indicated to turn left and slowed down and this massive truck just plowed into the back of me. And I wasn’t hurt but I just remember trying to get someone to agree with me that it wasn’t my fault - I was like “But I indicated! And slowed down! And he was super close behind me! And he was speeding! THIS ISN’T MY...
maxwellh:
undesirable-number-one:
O Children -...
Reblog if fanfiction > porn.
chemicalparade:
Fanfiction is my porn.
hello new followers
excellent choice!
If I see the Ron/Hermione kiss before July 15,...
tyrotoxism:
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facebook stalker has returned with a creepy,...
he might even be reading this right now - at one point he told me he read my tumblr.
but, goodness gracious, right now i don’t even care. i feel like i’ve been bombarded with flattery in a manner i can only describe as overwhelming.
“No joke, I have such sheer respect for what you do.. your extreme good looks are only a bonus.”
NO JOKE, GUYS. NO JOKE.
but to be honest,...
“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde
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